China - Chengdu II

We decided against going to Rilong - the 20-hour bus ride didn't sound too appealing. Instead our driver Mario "I've never seen a Dong Feng I couldn't pass, or Cheese Dick I couldn't run off the road" Wangdretti set a new overland speed record from Kang Ding to Chengdu in the incredible time of 05:02:37 by the official third party verification timer. We are now at the quintessential hostel matrix, Sim's Guest House, complete with fish ponds and bunny rabbits. Jay has already polished off a large hamburger, French fries, mushroom-alfredo pasta, triple fudge chocolate chip brownie, a bottle of Campo Largo Cabernet Saugvignon, and 2 Guiness beers for starters.

Meanwhile at the local Soilent Green store we ran across the The Stinking Rotting Geriatric Baby of Death

Jay immediately filed for adoption.


Cheers Y'all!